Feb20
Make it stop.
Seriously.
If we’re now onto Bon Jovi endorsements, I can only imagine how bad this whole celeb perfume thing is going get. At least he’s saying it’s for charity.
Any guesses as to which celebrity will be the next to put out a fragrance? Or like me, do you just shudder to think?
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benvenuta
Said this on February 20th, 2007 at 10:06pm:K-Fed?
Now that`s a shudder-worthy idea.
Mary Alice
Said this on February 20th, 2007 at 10:49pm:Jerry Hall. It’s inevitable.
Kelly Osbourne. Goth Wal-Mart.
Eve Longoria. Yes I know there is a “Desperate Housewives” odor, but she does have that famous BF.
Shudder. I think I need to put a cabboge leaf on my head.
Teri
Said this on February 21st, 2007 at 10:06am:Do you suppose anyone would be tactless enough to release something in Anna Nicole Smith’s name? I’d like to say ‘no’, but my trust in the good taste of modern retail has been annihilated.
Mary Alice
Said this on February 21st, 2007 at 9:05pm:Anna Nicole Smith…hmmm. It seems unlikely due to the negative aspects surrounding her.
Robin
Said this on February 22nd, 2007 at 9:40am:Have I missed something? Is he really *that* big a deal, that people would be induced into buying his fragrance? I didn’t know, I sort of thought he was B-list at this point.
Anyway, I’ll not believe this until I see the press release from Coty. He just fronted a scent for Kenneth Cole, so hoping some rumor related to that got twisted & misunderstood, and it is all a big mistake.
Scentzilla!
Said this on February 22nd, 2007 at 1:51pm:benvenuta: Oh god. K-Fed. That’s just horrible, heh. I wonder what that would be named? My guess would be “golddigger.”
Mary Alice: Jerry Hall, wow. You know, in hindsight, I’m surprised she didn’t have one years and years ago. Kelly Osbourne does seem an oddly likely candidate, and it would SO have to have some cheesy “goth” theme. Or perhaps some sort of “Suicide Girls” theme. Eva Longoria would shill anything, though. I saw some interview with her where she was shilling at a sponsored Windows Vista “event.” I have no idea what the connection between her and selling software is, but there she was. Crazy.
Teri - I really hope there’d be no ANS fragrance, but given enough time, who knows? None of the folks who are squabbling over her estate are exactly good people, and I really wouldn’t put it past a single one of them to do something like that. At least Britney shaved her head bald, so that takes some of the wall-to-wall news coverage away from ANS. I hate how tabloid-y the news has gotten.
Robin - I thought he was C-list personally, I mean, when’s the last time you heard a Bon Jovi single on the radio? Who knows if the scuttlebutt is true, but it sounds exactly like something they’d do. And the way it’s leaked is being done just like it was for all the other celeb frags… first the gossip papers, then an official announcement.
fredricktoo
Said this on February 24th, 2007 at 6:32pm:from what I know of John Bon Jovi he’s got his heart in the right place. He’s a fairly humble guy who still lives near where he grew up in NJ . He’s always admitted that his music was for teens and he keeps it clean (I’ve listened to the stones since I saw the first picture of their raggedy asses) John sings positive stuff and is a bubblegum rocker. He makes no pretentions of being anything else.
Scentzilla!
Said this on February 27th, 2007 at 2:16pm:I suspect he does, he certainly seems like one of those rare rock stars without the “rock star attitude.” But I just can’t take any more of these celebrity scents! GAAAAH! I want more art, less hype, if that makes any sense?