Looking to the Stars for Guidance?
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006Everyone and their dog is buzzing with news of Chandler Burr’s new NY Times T Style perfume column. You can even see his teevee apperance on the Today Show on your computer, via msnbc.com. (I only got video to work on IE, so other browsers appear to not work for the link.) I can’t help but feel happy for him and hopeful that this may influence people to look at perfumery as something beyond just the smelly junk people waste money on. Why we as a culture undervalue our sense of smell is beyond me (clearly.) Our noses can smell molecules, for crying out loud. Isn’t that neat? That’s neat.
Burr made much to do about his use of a four star rating system in early publicity, but I guess he’s going with five stars now. Eh, whichever. In a little celebratory ode to his new column, I will be rating by star today. You might call it an homage; you more likely will call it an idiotic rip-off. But in my defense, I’d like to point out that Burr never says which kind of stars he’s giving out. I’d like to rectify that oversight. Except mine is based on four stars, because I didn’t plan on five back when I started writing this stupid post. And also, I am too lazy to resize everything to fit again.
LuckyScent - Untitled #1 by Yosh Han
Untitled is a collection of fragrances commissioned by LuckyScent with various perfumers to create unique selections for their customers. This first of the series by Yosh Han is much softer, doughier than I thought it would be from reading the notes. The aroma implies the warmth of honey while losing the sticky feral sweetness. #1 features spices that remind me of pastry: they’re rolled out, dispersed thinly across the whole fragrance. You never bite into a big satisfying chunk of anything in this fragrance. I can’t help but wish #1 had a big growly animalic note inside it, but then, that’s a trap to judge a perfume on how you wish it were rather than as it is. (A trap, by the way, that I am guilty of falling into all too frequently.) At the base is a litttle myrhh, and mostly musk, but it’s a very vintage-feeling, sweet powdery musk. #1 is not great, but it’s nice.
Untitled #1 earns 2 Sigur Ros


Thierry Mugler - Alien
Alien is not so bad as some would have it believed. It starts with a huge jump of jasmine and a sandalwood undercurrent. Alien is loud, but then, jasmine in any great quantity simply won’t shut up, so that’s not surprising. What is surprising is what a big part neroli plays here, growing proportionate in volume to the jasmine as it wears. A slight green springy twinge pops up, but that’s about the extent of the middle. Alien dries down to an almost soapy amber, with a woodiness that is not much softer than the other notes here. Ultimately, this fragrance shrieks like a basilisk. And like a basilisk’s shriek, there is no real message, the deafening cry alone is the sole aim. Nevertheless, I cannot help but feel that 50 years from now, someone will find a bottle of this at an estate sale, spray it on, and then bemoan they just don’t make ‘em like they used to. Heh.
Alien is awarded 1/2 a Sigourney Weaver… and 2 Tommy Lees (big show, little backbeat)



Lolita Lempicka - Au Masculin Fraicheur
D.O.A.
Victim is male. Appears to have been injured with masculine fragrance cliches, then bludgeoned with musk. Musk was dark but only lightly used, which we can determine by the low impact of the fatal wounds. Key suspect has not been taken into custody, since it is as yet undetermined if this was premeditated murder, or an accidental homicide.
Masculine au Fraicheur receives one William Peterson, mostly because I want someone to explain what the hell happened here.

Prince Matchabelli - Cachet
Hey! A hyacinth-bearing scent that not only can I bear, but actually enjoy! Neat. Cachet may come across as old-fashioned, or more likely, dated, but smells nice whatever the case. If you can stand a slightly thin formula, enjoy tart jasmine and roses, and like rather acetonal chypre and wood combos (think Magie Noire or Nocturnes edt) then this may be worth trying out. Cachet would make a nice choice for shoppers on a budget.
Cachet wins 2 Princes (thank god he’s reformed from his QWERTY hating ways, so we can all go back to typing about him, free from fear)


Nanette Lepore - Shanghai Butterfly
This fragrance begins with twist that smells like the unripened pears still hanging on my backyard tree. Alas that fades within seconds. Then I’m left with the same apple/cedar/musk combination a ton of wannabe D&G Light Blue fragrances are using these days. I still kind of like it, though. It’s formulaic, but since I already like the formula, and because Shanghai Butterfly offers a dewy softness that Light Blue lacks, I found myself enjoying it. I’d never pay anywhere near full price for a bottle, however: it’s pretty but kind of dumb.
Shanghai Butterfly earns one Mariah Carey, and one Ashton Kutcher.


DSH Perfumes - La Plage
What an lovely variation on cucumber. La Plage falls within the marine genre, and I’d place it as an ocean fragrance. The notes feel chilly and smoothly blended, but not entirely abstract as a whole. La Plage calls to mind the experience of tasting salt air on the wind while staring at the sea. La Plage soothes craggy nerves, but not without a touch of melancholy. Its aroma may not cure all that ails you on a rough day, but I sure bet it helps. La Plage is a limited edition, and will not be available after Labor Day.
3 Robert Smiths for La Plage



Serge Lutens - Gris Clair
Gris Clair transparently sends up cold, cold lavender, which is contrasted with warm, warm woods. Sometimes from a distance, the smoke from a forrest fire can appear hazy, like a thick and illusionary mist. And so it goes here. The ashes are so misty as to draw a beautiful gauze across the lavender, rather than a chocking burnt sensation. As it dries down, the fragrance turns surprisingly vanillic on me, which is wonderful. (Note about my skin: if a vanilla bean so much as passes by the bottle, I tend to believe that I found vanilla in the juice, so this may not wear that way on anyone else for all I know.) For those who prematurely declared the death of lavender, Gris Clair will graciously reintroduce you to that admittedly ubiquitous note from perfume history. Clearly lavender is capable of rocking contemporary noses if given a chance. It was once said that 50 Million Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong, and nearly fifty years later it turns out they are still aren’t wrong. Perhaps the lavender fans have always been onto something, too.
Gris Clair gets 2 1/2 Elvises (Elvii?) and 1 Phoenix, because lavender will rise from the ashes… uh, again.
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Demeter Earthworm
Demeter Black Russian


Lubin introduced Nuit de Longchamp I believe in 1933. (Other sources give release years of ‘34 or ‘35, but ads for it appeared in publications as early as ‘33.) Nuit de Longchamp presumably takes its name from the premiere fête thrown in the evenings for the first races at the famous horse track,
My bottle dates approximately from the late 40s or very early 50s. The flacon’s stopper would indicate to our modern eyes a skeleton key. However the shape is an ode to lanterns, in keeping with the racing theme.