All Me Favorite ‘olidays Are Imaginary
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Scentzilla speaks,
“September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Feelin’ unsure exactly how t’ talk like a pirate? Click on the image at port, that ye may watch an instructional video. Perhaps your favorite websites aren’t a celebratin’? Click here t’ find an English to Pirate webpage translator.”
Or may’haps you be a modern pirate. Avast! Be ye in need t’ find a proper but fashionable sea chanty? Ahoy then, ye trendy metropirates, look ye no farther than Pirate in a Box (Parody of Wig in a Box from Hedwig and the Angry Inch, via WikiLemon.)
Katie, my dear-
You’ve certainly got this old seadog’s attention…
“Oh , the ocean waves shall roar,
And the ocean breeze shall blow
And we poor sailors are toiling up on deck
And the land-lubbers lying down below, below, below”
chayaruchama
19 Sep 06 at 4:24 am
Ah, me hearty! I’m gigglin’ at the fact that me brain is translatin’ all this absurd pirate talk into a “pirate” voice in my frain…
Everything I know about talking like a pirate I learned from Mister Crabs on Spongebob.
marchlion
19 Sep 06 at 4:51 am
Eh… that’d be “brain,” darlin.’ Me typin’ is off with this hook for a hand.
marchlion
19 Sep 06 at 4:53 am
Good Mornin’, fair Katie! Be havin’ a great Shipmate tide.
Marina
19 Sep 06 at 6:27 am